Zombie

A man walks into confessional and says, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned..."
  The priest replies, "What is it that brings you here?"   
"Well father, I haven't posted for months."
  "Oh, is that all?
  The man replies, "But I really need to talk about it."
 "Let's have it then," the priest says as he leans back on the hard wooden bench.
  "You see Father, I was planing on posting every weekend, but i all ways seemed to have more work to do and never got around to posting."
  "So what u going to do about it?" the Father queried  
The Man Stutter “Well i will try and post every day, well that i work on my project.”